Who You Calling A Jerk Off?

Masturbation, Self Gratification, Beating Off, Wanking, Tossing Off, Playing with yourself,Diddling, Dialing the rotary phone, Spanking the Monkey, Rubbing One Out,Wacking Off …

All sound like fun right? Then how come self pleasuring got such a bad rap?

Is it a Sin? No?

How ’bout that Masturbation is not a Sin. Wheeew! But how about the Hairy palms?

Also, not true. There is no scientific link between the two (ever see anybody with hairy palms?)

So how come Jerk Off and Jack Off are such pejorative terms(disparaging,belittling or derogatory)

Did you like that almost like getting a word of the day calendar in the middle of an article about wacking off cool right? (Now what do you expect from a J.O.?)

Well how come slang terms for masturbation are such aggressive curses?

The Brits call each other wankers so its not just Americans. So now that we have established that wacking it is not a Sin and its not bad for you(unless you’re a compulsive masturbater what wack offs they are)

Why then does it get such a bad rap? There is even scientific evidence out there saying

men who ejaculate more often may lessen the likelihood of prostate cancer.

So what you’re saying is that masturbation is not only not bad and not a sin

but it may in fact be good(and feel good too). Wow now all I have to do is convince my wife

that I am doing it for my health and it is not a comment on our sex life.

Yeah that’s right most married men have to hide to take care of themselves at home

for fear of being discovered. Listen ladies if your old man is wacking it at home that’s

probably a good sign that he is not cheating on you.

Now as mentioned above compulsive masturbation is a problem(maybe a sign

of a porn addiction as well gotta love the net for porn if you are a compulsive wacker)

Lets summarize Masturbation is known by a lot of cool slang terms, feels good,

Not a Sin, Not Bad for you,feels good,(hey you said that twice I like it and I know it feels good.)

May even be good for you, slang terms are great curses.

Wives don’t like it when husbands do it(women often use battery powered devices when husbands are not around).

Pejorative means derogatory. And oh yeah Join us at http://ourdatenight.com/join-now.php

we are not Jerk Offs but we do encourage allow and support our clients having a

go at it themselves but we also have succeeded in having our members have sex in a much

more enjoyable fashion yes that’s right with their spouses and they are lovin it.

Gotta Go I am going to rub one out before the wife and kids get home.

P.S. feel free to leave a comment with your favorite term for Masturbating I’ll post the best of them in a future article.

Husband Of Gina Gray

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