Morning Wood One of Life’s Pleasures or (Just a Pain in The Ass)

Yea I said it, now the question is where do you weigh in on the subject?

I firmly believe that ignoring the early morning riser is a crime. I know I know I have heard several woman comedians do routines making fun of the early morning poke in the back that “rudely” wakes them up from their peaceful slumber.

The routines usually go something like, men think just because they wake up with a stiffy that rubbing and poking the poor unoffending woman with their pee hard-on is somehow romantic and just drives them wild when really its just a pain in the ass.

Now I think that this routine is funny because it has been experienced by most couples however it ignores the actual benefits of taking advantage of this morning surprise.

Let me point out some benefits of taking advantage of the morning stiffness.

1. Can you really think of a better way to start the day?

2. You can avoid the morning breath of each other by assuming the spooning position(ladies just reach around and help guide the poker)

3. Can actually have sex before the kids wake up

4. It stops the guy from poking you where it doesn’t feel good.

5. You were going to shower anyway

6. Beats hitting the snooze button

7. Maybe afterwards when he goes to the bathroom he won’t piss all over the floor(since he’s no longer trying to pee with a hard on)

8. A hard dick is a terrible thing to waste(my favorite)

9. Often the morning wood is the stiffest and

10. Come On help a brother out that thing is killing him.

Now if those reasons aren’t enough to convince you or you just can’t rise to the occasion I still believe the courteous thing to do, the right thing to do Heck the righteous thing to do is give your poor suffering hubby the courtesy reach around play with his baby nuts and encourage him to relieve his own pressure along with your helping hand He Will Be thankful believe me.

So ladies next time you wake up and feel your man tapping on your back with out using his hands make sure that you make use of one of life’s great pleasures the early morning wood. For other tips to spice up your relationship join OUR DATE NIGHT today, you won’t regret it.

Husband of Gina Gray

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