It Stinks In Here

“It stinks in here” Yea that’s right that’s what my wife tells me when she intrudes into my private space aka the bathroom.

Uh yea she comes into the bathroom while I am going to the bathroom and actually tells me it smells. Imagine that, it actually does not smell good when I am conducting my business(going number 2) in the lavatory. Now I write this not to point out my wife’s outstanding grasp of the obvious(it does stink) but rather to once again wonder aloud(or in writing) about the issues that arise in a relationship.

You do know that the issue I am referring to is not that my sh** stinks right? I am in fact talking about men’s desire for some privacy verse woman’s need and desire to run the entire household. For some reason unbenounced to me my wife routinely visits me in the bathroom, she may be cutting through the master bathroom with clean sheets or towels or getting a brush or comb or wanting to get in the shower right then for some reason or perhaps chooses that instant to begin a conversation right then while I am trying to rid my body of its impurities.

This is true despite the fact that she knows I like to read the paper a magazine or even a book while perched on the throne.

She even gets miffed(like that word don’t you?) that’s right miffed when I fail to anticipate this mid-constitutional conversation and don’t grasp what she is saying to me(I am kind of busy). But I digress back to my point yea I have a point wise ass who am I talking to? I am talking to you that’s who.

The point was that women should allow men their space respect their God given right to smell up their own Bathroom without derisive commentary and by all means they should not attempt to have a conversation with their man when he is emptying his bowels(and reading or watching tv or listening to music etc…)

Sounds easy enough right? any questions come on come on if you have a question ask it now because if you wait until I am in the john I will refuse to answer.

To summarize the bathroom is a place where men like to be left alone, they know it stinks, they don’t mind their own smell, they enjoy reading and finishing their business at their own pace, my wife has very good olfactory powers(her nose works good) and Oh yeah don’t let this type of sh** destroy your relationship focus on the less mundane not to mention less smelly aspects of your relationship by navigating to OUR DATE NIGHT you won’t regret it. Gotta go really Do you know where I left the paper?

Oh I got it Later

Husband of Gina Gray

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