Golfers

A golfer was in a competitive match with a friend, who was ahead by a
couple of strokes. ‘Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,’ the
golfer mumbled to himself. Just then, a stranger walked up beside him
and whispered, ‘Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex
life?’

Thinking the man was crazy and his answer would be meaningless, the
golfer also felt that maybe this was a good omen so he said, ‘Sure,’
and promptly sank the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbled to himself again, ‘Gee, I sure would like
to get an eagle on this one.’ The same stranger was at his side again
and whispered, ‘Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?’

Shrugging, the golfer replied, ‘Okay.’ And he made an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needed another eagle to win.  Without
waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moved to his
side and said, ‘Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest
of your sex life?’ Definitely,’ the golfer replied, and he made the eagle.

As the golfer was walking to the club house, the stranger walked
alongside him and said, ‘I haven’t really been fair with you because
you don’t know who I am. I’m the devil, and from this day forward you
will have no sex life.’

‘Nice to meet you,’ the golfer replied, ‘I’m Father O’Malley.’

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