I LOVE OURDATENIGHT.COM (SO WILL YOU FIND OUT WHY)

So I’m laying here sleeping when out of no where I feel something under the covers yes there is something going on down there am I dreaming am I awake Well It certainly feels real or at least is a great dream and its getting better and better I think I’m awake at least I think I saw my alarm clock. People don’t dream of receiving an early morning whistleblower and still actually recognize their alarm clocks do they? Anyhow wow isn’t this a nice surprise wait a minute what did I do to deserve this and how can I make it happen again? AHHH yes yes yes what did I do to deserve this Early morning treat from my formerly all too sleepy for anything wife BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!!!!!! That was my alarm clock and no I wasn’t dreaming so why how can I what did I do to deserve this Oh yeah thats right I did my assignment this must have been hers or was she just that happy about what I did for her well screw it either way I love this stuff no I really love this stuff Romance? Sex!!!

OURDATENIGHT.COM rules Hey what day is it? Oh I have to go to work well What a way to kick off the day thanks honey you are the best same time tomorrow? Please Love you!!

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Golfers

A golfer was in a competitive match with a friend, who was ahead by a
couple of strokes. ‘Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,’ the
golfer mumbled to himself. Just then, a stranger walked up beside him
and whispered, ‘Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex
life?’

Thinking the man was crazy and his answer would be meaningless, the
golfer also felt that maybe this was a good omen so he said, ‘Sure,’
and promptly sank the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbled to himself again, ‘Gee, I sure would like
to get an eagle on this one.’ The same stranger was at his side again
and whispered, ‘Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?’

Shrugging, the golfer replied, ‘Okay.’ And he made an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needed another eagle to win.  Without
waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moved to his
side and said, ‘Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest
of your sex life?’ Definitely,’ the golfer replied, and he made the eagle.

As the golfer was walking to the club house, the stranger walked
alongside him and said, ‘I haven’t really been fair with you because
you don’t know who I am. I’m the devil, and from this day forward you
will have no sex life.’

‘Nice to meet you,’ the golfer replied, ‘I’m Father O’Malley.’

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Top Ten Law Phrases That Sound Dirty, but Aren’t

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He’s one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?

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Good Vibrations

by Peter James

Of all the toys and devices used to give sexual pleasure, the vibrator is the most Common. When you want to add a little variety to your encounters, or you want something that can stimulate faster, you can’t beat a good vibrator. They’re also perfect if the woman you’re with has trouble reaching orgasm through other methods, and are very effective for masturbation. Vibrators come in several common forms, but the ones generally used for pleasure are either the wand style or the dildo style. Wands have long handles that usually have on-off and speed controls on them…

They have a pad at the end that vibrates, and can be put against your penis, your girlfriend’s clitoris, or a variety of other interesting places. These vibrators usually plug into the wall, and some have extremely powerful motors.

-The common dildo shaped vibrator is shaped somewhat like a penis, and is between seven and ten inches long. Most vibrators of this type are battery operated. The can be inserted into the vagina, or held in place to stimulate the clitoris, nipples, penis or testicles. Many dildo shaped vibrators come with sleeves that slip over the vibrator itself.

-They have many different textures and can change the thickness of the vibrator.

-Some of these vibrators also have a collar that rotates, and some come with special side attachments to stimulate the anus or clitoris while being inserted inside the vagina.

These can leave you with an extra hand available for other activities.

-Some vibrators also come with attachments. These attachments can cause entirely different sensations. You can find attachments that are made especially for anal penetration, or for vaginal. There are attachments with different textures for extra sensation. There are special attachments made to stimulate the prostate gland. There are even attachments made to penetrate the vagina with a little piece made to simultaneously stimulate the clit.

If the woman you’re with is uncomfortable trying toys for the first time, a vibrator is an excellent choice because she can enjoy considerable stimulation without any penetration. Also most vibrators have more than one speed, so if a higher level is too high for her, perhaps a slower one will be perfect.

If you find the noise a vibrator makes to be distracting, you can wrap the handle in a towel or blanket. As long as it is outside of the body. Be sure not to immerse a vibrator in water, and to always use lubrication to insert anything into any opening in the body.

They now make remote control vibrators that you can change the speed of without touching the actual vibrator. They even make small remote control vibrators that you can insert inside your partner or place over her clitoris by means of a special panty. With these vibrators, you can control the vibrator from across the table or across the room. You can make your partner come without even touching her. The possibility for games with these are nearly endless.

You can add new games and dimensions to your lovemaking with a vibrator, and make your masturbation a whole new experience. I recommend you try them if you’re looking for a way to put a little spice in your sex life.

Here is the direct link to your sex toys.

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Sex Tip #13

The Icy-Heat Treatment

For Him

Get one glass of hot tea or water and one glass of ice-cold water have them ready ask her to lie on her back, on the edge of the bed naked with her legs apart. Kneel between her legs on a folded towel, then sip the hot liquid. Stick out your warm tongue and lavish her with love from top to bottom. Now take a drink of icy water and indulge her with every link of lick imaginable. With apointed tongue, make tiny figure eights on her hot button. Sip and repeat until she’s close to her passion peak or desperately pulls you on top of her.

For Her

Have your guy recline on the edge of the bed, slip off his pants, and kneel between his legs using the towel to cushion your knees. Take a sip of the hot tea or water. Swish it around in your mouth, swallow and lick your lips to make them warm. Now treat his inner thighs and private parts to hot little kisses. Next, take a sip of ice water and flick your icy tongue everywhere your lips just were. Is he moaning yet? Switch to hot and slide him in and out of your mouth, surprising him with a quick flick here, a long lick there, until his rocket’s ready to for a launch.

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