The Vagina …
A housewife heard a knock at the door, and when she answered, a man asked her if she had a vagina. The woman slammed the door in disbelief at what the stranger had said. The following day the same thing happened, so she decided to tell her husband. The husband was outraged.
“Tomorrow I won’t go to work,” he said. “If the man returns and asks if you have a vagina, say yes, and I will be hiding behind the door.”
The next day the same man came again, and when the woman opened the door, he asked if she had a vagina. The woman replied, “Yes.”
“Good,” the man said. “Then would you please tell your husband to stop f@#king my wife.”
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Sex Tip #8
Start with full body arousal, while he is showering your body with sweet simple kisses run your hands across his body all the places you can reach.
Slightly run your hands across his jewels, lightly.
Slowly grab his member and start to stroke him slowly guide his hand to do the same for you….
When you are both ready turn into doggy style and then if you can bare to break away, then lie down and face each other on your sides with his top leg between yours.
Both positions are visually stimulating for him and in both positions, the women has the best chance for bringing her to the explosion point by stimulating her clitoris.
Enjoy…
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Doing Oral Sex
Title: Doing Oral Sex
by Peter James
I know, you already know how to lick it down there. Trust me, after reading this, you will have learned a few new things to do down there. Oral sex is important. I don’t know if women prefer oral sex verses penetration. I would think that some, if not more than half do. Many women can’t achieve an orgasm with normal sex. That is a sad but true fact of life. Some women don’t like to give or receive oral sex. Most healthy people enjoy it a lot. Chances are if a woman doesn’t enjoy oral sex, she either had some bad experiences or she feels uncomfortable with her body. Read more
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Oprah and Barbara Walters Agree They were Adulterers not Mistresses HUH?
Did any one see Barbara Walters on Oprah pitching her new book?
Well if not let me summarize part of the buzz is that Barbara admits to a sexual affair with a former Congressman who was married and happened to be African American.
She said she kept it a secret until now to protect him but he has since passed away so she felt ok with telling the story… Read more
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Secret to buying expensive cars for as little as $300 a month!
Here is the Best-Kept Secret Car Dealers Pray You Never Find Out About!
Buy a Bentley for Just $600 Brand New! (here’s how)World famous Dr Suzanne Gudakunst has just released her biggest “shocker!” ever …–> Her Secret to buying expensive cars for as
little as $300 a month!Dr Suzanne made it big on both TV and now the Web - but what most people don’t know is that she routinely buys exotic and luxury cars for as little as 50% of what car dealers force everyone else to pay. Read more
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Internet Porn and Carpal Tunnel Sydrome(A Medical Link Or Coincidence?)
A generation ago did anyone ever hear of Carpal Tunnel? Were there scores of people walking around with those ubiquitous braces on their hands? I don’t think so though I was young.
Now, I do know for a fact that there was no internet back then despite what Al Gore may have claimed(when did he say he invented the internet anyway?) Read more
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BBQ Beef Strips
Ingredients:
16 oz. lean round steak, cut into strips
1 (15 oz.) can chunky tomato sauce
1 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
2 Tbsp. brown sugar
1 Tbsp. prepared mustard
1/3 C. water
1/8 tsp. black pepper
1 C. onion slices
Directions:
In a large skillet, brown meat. In a medium bowl, combine tomato sauce, Worcestershire sauce, brown sugar, mustard, water, and black pepper. Pour sauce mixture over meat in skillet. Layer onion slices over the top. Cover and lower heat. Simmer 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. Good served over rice or pasta.
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Missing Husband
Rick was in trouble.He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!’
The next morning, Rick got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Happy, confused and curious, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new…. BATHROOM SCALE.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.
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Creative Cookies
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C’mere baby…shhh
Kim from across the street, just got her sumptuous and voracious pussy hella wet! *insert innocent LOOK here*
Jose had been coming to me for his watch wear and eye-glasses needs for the past two years and every time he came in, I would get weak in the knees and excited like a hot and horny teenager. “I don’t have time for you to fix them,” he explained. “I have to hurry up and get back to the office.” As he gave his puffed-out-crotch, a continual adjustment. You see, for looking at his engorged-crotch, you can see and sense, the thick-mass of his elongated tunnel-truck, if you will. Read more
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